Vixen jokes

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Vixen jokes are the furry equivalent of blonde jokes. Both types of jokes are examples of stereotyping. Many people are under the belief because of writers and cartoonists, that vixens (like blondes) are bimboish, dumb, and big breasted and in need of only one thing--a good yiff.

[edit] Examples

We are Vixens of Borg. Resistance is futile, but we like it when you struggle! (giggle)
Vixens are expendable items (like all foxes).
Some vixens may be recyclable.
A good vixen never gets all the way filled up.
Vixens should be fresh... and served on ice.
If their eyes get white you should quit to avoid explosion.
Most vixens are plug-and-play compatible.
What's the one thing in the air that can get a vixen pregnant? Her ankles.
Why did the vixen have lipstick on her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn.
What does a vixen say after sex? Thanks guys!
Why is a vixen like a hardware store? They're both 10¢ a screw!
Why did the vixen wear condoms on her ears? So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
A vixen walks into a yiff shop, and asks the shopkeeper, "How much is everything in the shop?" The shopkeeper says, "$5,000. Do you have the money?" The vixen says, "No, but I'm willing to work off my debt."
A vixen sticks a bottle of milk up her butt. The bartender says, "One for each year?"
What do you call a vixen with a runny nose? Full. (Applies to all foxes)